Relationship Consulting = Getting What You Want Out Of Life / Getting It Crackin'

I figured I'd share my consulting services with the readers of my blog since this is an aspect of my life. I'll make an advice post once every month to help you navigate through the dating world/relationship issues.

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1st Tat...

Coming sooner than a virgin getting it crackin'™ with Alexis Texas...

Days Of Out Lives,,,

I realize that I haven't posted anything for a while now so Ima just give everyone a quick synopsis of whats transpired this past month.

1. San Diego: Was there for 4th of july weekend, went to club envy & ended up getting it crackin'™ with 2 girls that night. Next day, I got a ticket for having an open container on the beach & have to go down there next month to do community service. (Kinda cool cuz SD is the TRUTH)

2. Pregnancy Scare: About 2 weeks B4 heading down to SD, I got it crackin'™ with a regular hangout & no condom was used. I mean my fadeaway game is like MJ in his prime but that didn't stop me from getting a call from ol' girl @ 7:30am talking about her period is late by a couple days. Now I'm at work with the bubbleguts & everything I said in my post about my lil cousin went out the window, I'm not ready for a kid now =( Anyways what seemed like an eternity finally ended & she told me the news [Jay-Z] M.J./Him Jay/Fadeaway Perfect [Jay-Z] Back in the game 8-)

3. Espy Afterparty @ the Cabana Club: Even b4 I walked in it was on & poppin, I heard this girl whisper to her friends, "Is that Darius? I always thought he was cute." Copped. There were so many bad ones in there & I manuvered thru the crowd with the precision of Jeff Gordon. Pit stops at the bar & I was back at it, mad bad ones added to the phone & a slide off to the whip to do the damn then back in the club choppin it up with Owen Wilson? Yeah this night was official,,,

4. Vegas Summer Pro League: On top of the world @ the Mandaly Bay, thats what my room felt like. Penthouse suite, pool table, conference room, 2 jacuzzis & a killer view of the strip? Added with the fact that I was asked for my autograph every 10 minutes, (I'm 6-8 & been getting my workout on the last couple of months) you know it went down. I wish I had worked harder, NBA life is crazy...

5. Finding Out My Ex Has Cancer: I really haven't talked to her since we broke up in early Feb. but she hit me up at like 1:30am when I had one posted up at the house. After making a couple Solid Snake moves with my phone to the bathroom (I'm thinkin that I could hit the other one with the Hollywood Shuffle & bag 2 in one night) & call her back. I had my mind set on one thing & was completely taken aback, she proceded to choke up & told me she has cervical cancer. She goes into her 2nd surgery August 6th, I'll be praying for her as she still means alot to me.

Anyways, this month gets 4 1/2 high fives out of 5 & I still got a couple of days left. I'll be sure to get back on the regular updates, holla...

Im In Downtown San Diego Lookin' For A Bust Down...

>That'll make me throw my two arms up, Touchdown.

Back at it again tonight, I'll holla...

F****D Up Weekend & It Hasn't Even Started Yet...

I'm supposed to be on my way to Vegas right now but due to pressing issues, I'm sitting at home. I mean damn, why is it when you feel like you're done taking a crap, another giant turd comes out of nowhere & keeps you on the toilet. With no solid plans & 95% of my boys heading out, I'm already envisioning my 4th hugged up with a regular. I mean damn, what is this world coming to? I should be drunk & filling random girls heads with lies somewhere far far away from home. Honestly I should have seen this coming, I recently had to back out of the WSOP, lost my Ipod & phone & the cleaners doesn't know where my favorite suit is. I mean I'll probably end up pullin off a last minute miracle but if I dont, expect pics of me hugged up looking real dissapointed.

I'm remaining optimistic tho...

Song Of The Moment:

Tears For Fears - I Believe (Pause for all the shirtless moments in the vid)

Shameless Plug #1: Last.fm

Greatest thing ever, I took some time to listen to the radio station they created for me & all I can say is WOW! It amazes me, they play a vast variety of all of my favorite songs from all genres, even ones I haven't played in months. When my stationed played Gino Vannelli - To The War & then transitioned to Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun & then finished off with Organized Konfusion - Thirteen, I lost it. After that, I had to add my radio station to this blog, it represents me perfectly. Only complaints are the versions of Jack Jones' Love Boat Theme & Benny Mardones' Into The Night. The Love Boat Theme uses an alternate melody & takes away from the songs feel & Into The Night, damn. Benny Mardones' voice is horrible now & they decided to represent this song with a live version from 2000, travesty done to the studio version. Other than these two missteps, I haven't encountered any other problems.

Anyways, go check em out & get your own profile. It's a good way to discover new artists you'll probably enjoy (Todd Rundgren, King Crimson, etc...) & it connects you with users of similar tastes. If I could find a girl who shared 75% of my musical tastes, I'm marrying her ASAP on some ol Vegas drive thru chapel type stuff. It's that serious... www.last.fm

P.S. Tell me what you think of my station, (Jokes or Commendations welcomed) I'll co-sign for 95% of the music played & if something interests you, let me know. I'll gladly point you in the right direction...

http://www.last.fm/user/goldenarmz97