Ass Backwards...

You ever feel like you're doing things at the absolute wrong time? Things like trying to get a girlfriend during the summer, wearing white after labor day, going camping after hearing about the man eating lion in the woods? For me, it isn't that extreme but for the last two months I've been growing a beard. Now every dude at one point in life wants to grow a beard to assert his manhood & show how rugged he really is despite how into fashion & electronics he may be. Theres nothing like walking into a room with a full beard & having people assume that you can handle any problems that may arise. (Truth is, you have a hard time changing light bulbs & don't know what a Phillip's screwdriver is.)

Now that the reasons behind the beard have been established, let's talk about timing. If you don't plan on incorporating it into your look, it's ideal for dudes to grow their beards from the end of October to the beginning of February. A good full beard usually takes about a month & a half to grow (unless you're some type of freak show that wakes up on some ZZ top type stuff, or a 25 year old still waiting for puberty to run it's course.) & it's usually good to have a girlfriend when you partake on your journey. It's established, guys think beards are the coolest things ever but girls? THEY HATE BEARDS! I was looking at a Playboy article (seriously, lol) & I think the numbers were like 88% of the women surveyed would rather get it crackin with a clean shaven guy rather that an Al Borelin lookalike. You remember Al from Home Improvement, that dude had a killer beard, but was always getting shut down by the ladies, so you probably want to go into this with an established situation. I attempted to grow one last March & the girl I was dealing with hated it, I got past the 5o'clock shadow stage & cut it due to her bitching. I could have let it kept growing, but it gets hot out here in Cali early & them joints itch when the weather warms up. You also don't wanna miss out on partaking in late night summer festivities because the ladies aren't feeling your beard. (This doesn't apply to everyone, ima have my beard this summer but I'm a veteran when it comes to dealing with the ladies so its all good, lol)

I'ma keep ya'll updated on how my summer goes with this fly ass beard im sportin' yaddamean??? lol