I got a call this morning from a girl I'm quite fond of & she told me she's coming to see me. Awesome right? Hell'z yeah bra, the girl is mad sexy & a former prom queen. [Max B]OWWWWWWW[Max B] What makes this situation different is that she lives out of state & she is going to be staying with me for a couple of days. I immediately thought of a couple things I needed to do, #1 clean the bathroom, #2 holla at a couple "team members" & hit em with a good story on why I won't be available this weekend & #3, stop jacking off. Yeah I just said masturbating, number 3 is damn near part of my daily routine just like showering & going to work is. Nothing gets you more focused for the day than dropping the kids off at the pool, you go into work relaxed & with a clear head. (No pun intended, LMAO) Why I'm going on hiatus is when I have vagina accessible to me 24/7, I turn into a super perv. I'm not gonna lie, I'm quite the perv, but when I have someone around me 24/7 who's with it, I'ma go anytime & anywhere. I'm a vagina hypebeast, I'd camp out for some deadstock cooch...
So I gotta stop right now, I dont wanna wake up Monday & have my balls lookin like an empty pillowcase, all empty & leant to the left. I wanna have kids someday, so I'ma have to sacrifice a couple of sessions to preserve the family line...
Song of The Day:
Juelz Santana - Down
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