A.W.O.L.

Being the type of person that's always doing something, Its always nice to take some time to yourself & chill out. With the 4th coming up combined with a couple of late summer trips, I felt it was a good time to dissapear. When my cousin asked me to watch his 2 year old son, I figured this would be a good week to do take a sabbatical of sorts, no clubs, parties, dates (had one late night hangout, sue me) or internet. (Besides email & a quick browse, lol.) I also wanted the chance to see how it would be to have a son & how tough the daily duties are, I am getting older & figure that I have a couple of active years left before I settle down & get the family thing rolling. Watching lil man was cool, but dude is hyper as hell & I see why they call it the terrible 2's. I knew I was in for it when I asked him what movie he wanted to watch & his little voice uttered out "Grindhouse, I like scary movies." I'm shocked, but I put it on & dude was hype, & kept calling the girl with the gun leg his girlfriend. (LOL) The second shock came after I took him to get ice cream, he had his come & a fly kept buzzing around his face. The next thing I heard was "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FLY BOOTY HEAD BITCH!" screamed at the top of his little lungs. Now I'm sitting outside of the Baskin Robbins & everyone turns & looks at him, then look at me. I then push the ice cream cone in lil mans mouth & tell the bewildered patrons that he got that from the bad kid at daycare & got the hell outta dodge before someone called child protective services.

All & all, it was a challenging, but good week & I proved to myself that I could handle having a child of my own. I didn't know he would be a horror movie afficinado with the mouth of a sailor & an eye for the ladies, but I love the little guy and miss him already. I'll see him soon tho & this week should be crazy, heading out to Vegas wednesday. You already know...